May 2013
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after season 6 — may it burn in hell — i thought i had a pretty good idea where the show was going to go for the next two seasons and i was completely wrong wrong wrong. i have no idea what’s going to happen this season and it’s the last one and asdgasdgjasddgl;kja.
:)
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number of days until dexter season 8? 45 :)
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gothicstan:
gothicstan:
gothicstan:
i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza
my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD
LOOK
PIZZA
my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
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work is stupid.
school is stupid.
dating is stupid.
i’m gonna go sleep for the next two days okay?
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grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
at-boundary-conditions:
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
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ravenor:
Double-fisting Otter Pops.
Not knowing what an otter pop is changes the meaning of this drastically, I’d imagine.
etnoxfactaest:
GOT TWO IN THE QUEUE I GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE
GOT FOUR IN THE DOOR LADIES SAY I’M A WHORE
BUT THIS TUMBLA FEELIN I GOT AIN’T GONNA SUBSIDE
I’MA REBLOG THIS SHIT UNTIL I MOTHA FUKKIN DIE FEEL ME
WHAT
UH
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Reblog if you're a Gryffindor
allonsyforever:
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart.
Just taking attendance!
Slytherin click here
Ravenclaw x
Hufflepuff x
foxyplaydate:
missmoneybellamy:
what if i just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth omg
I did that when I was a kid.
…
nerdache-cakes:
All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.
Hif.
April 2013
36 posts
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It’s like five in the fucking morning and I can’t sleep. Also, I thought my dog was possessed but he just farted on me so it may just be gas.
“Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you...”
– Daniell Koepke (via moonbrains)
Can I, like, get this entire thing tattooed on me?
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Catherine Zeta Jooooones...
She dips beneath lasers.
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I think i’m just mad that Resident Evil 6 isn’t as good as RE4. but RE4 is peerless in being amazing wonderful awesome and really I just wish I could forget that I’d ever played 4, just so I could play it again.
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shavingryansprivates:
wreck-it ralph is so good
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Finally playing Resistant Evil 6! Can’t believe it’s taken me this long!
benedictcumberassbutt:
princejei:
catswithbenefits:
wow fox news isn’t even about foxes
cnn is
oh
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I don’t know if it’s because I’m exhausted and ready for bed or what, but I spent quite a bit of the first episode of Hannibal not really sure what was going on.
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It’s like a quarter past four. Why the fuck am I sitting here, watching Hannibal?
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jay-z-r-us:
tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode
Right? I seriously ship Destiel even though I’ve never seen a single episode.
gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
If you're blue and you don't know where to go why...
alexandraerin:
