after season 6 — may it burn in hell — i thought i had a pretty good idea where the show was going to go for the next two seasons and i was completely wrong wrong wrong. i have no idea what’s going to happen this season and it’s the last one and asdgasdgjasddgl;kja. :)
number of days until dexter season 8? 45 :)
gothicstan: gothicstan: gothicstan: i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD LOOK PIZZA my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
work is stupid. school is stupid. dating is stupid. i’m gonna go sleep for the next two days okay?
grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
ravenor: Double-fisting Otter Pops. Not knowing what an otter pop is changes the meaning of this drastically, I’d imagine.
etnoxfactaest: GOT TWO IN THE QUEUE I GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE GOT FOUR IN THE DOOR LADIES SAY I’M A WHORE BUT THIS TUMBLA FEELIN I GOT AIN’T GONNA SUBSIDE I’MA REBLOG THIS SHIT UNTIL I MOTHA FUKKIN DIE FEEL ME WHAT UH
Reblog if you're a Gryffindor
allonsyforever: Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart. Just taking attendance! Slytherin click here Ravenclaw x Hufflepuff x
foxyplaydate: missmoneybellamy: what if i just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth omg I did that when I was a kid. …
nerdache-cakes: All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José. Hif.
It’s like five in the fucking morning and I can’t sleep. Also, I thought my dog was possessed but he just farted on me so it may just be gas.
Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you...– Daniell Koepke (via moonbrains) Can I, like, get this entire thing tattooed on me?
Catherine Zeta Jooooones...
She dips beneath lasers.
I think i’m just mad that Resident Evil 6 isn’t as good as RE4. but RE4 is peerless in being amazing wonderful awesome and really I just wish I could forget that I’d ever played 4, just so I could play it again.
shavingryansprivates: wreck-it ralph is so good
Finally playing Resistant Evil 6! Can’t believe it’s taken me this long!
benedictcumberassbutt: princejei: catswithbenefits: wow fox news isn’t even about foxes cnn is oh
I don’t know if it’s because I’m exhausted and ready for bed or what, but I spent quite a bit of the first episode of Hannibal not really sure what was going on.
It’s like a quarter past four. Why the fuck am I sitting here, watching Hannibal?
jay-z-r-us: tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode Right? I seriously ship Destiel even though I’ve never seen a single episode.
gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
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